April 1998
Issue 001COVER
The Return of a Legend
What the Hell Is This Thing??!!COMMENTARY
How it all began.
Clinton versus PalmerCOMMENTARY
An eerie coincidence? I don't think so.
Homer Did ItNEWS
Home denies he did it, surprise, surprise.
Rage Against the MediaCOMMENTARY
The media blames the public for the media's faults.
Apple: It's Own Worst Enemy?COMMENTARY
After years of loses and controversy, suddenly Apple's Wall Street's darling.
Giant Alien Maytag Cuts FingerNEWS
David Van Wagner stitched.
Publisher Hangs Himself!NEWS
Read how the publisher of the Havoc killed himself back in 1991.
World Cup 94 ReportNEWS
With World Cup 98 nearly upon us, this ancient report is curiously appropriate again.
The Guilt-free Drink for LiberalsADVERTISEMENT
The Ultimate Refreshment.
Newsbriefs
by The Havoc Staff
The 80's are back.
Knight Rider TV show returns this fall to screams of protest from fans of David Hasselhoff.Mother Teressa Dies
In a completely unexpected move, Mother Teressa got old and passed away.OJ Admits It!
Last week OJ revealed he has always hated his nickname. In the future he wants to be known as "That #$*@34 Black Guy."Gates Loses Wallet
Bill Gates has misplaced his wallet. It's black, rectangular, made of a leather-like substance, and filled with approximately $43,237,712 in cash. Bill is offering a coupon good for a $15 discount on Microsoft Word 97 (DOS version) for any info.
